I finally got a Sumo bean bag chair, my first impression being “Wow! It’s really quite massive.”
But imagine my dissapointment when I learned that it didn’t come with an attractive, blonde woman. Just kidding.
Anyways, it’s very comfortable, very shapeable, and is now my favorite piece of furniture.

Last night I had a dream that I was lying in bed, with a big sketchy bug crawling up my arm, it was too dark to identify it, so I fling my arm, while yeling “WHAT THE FUCK?”, apparently I actually yelled out, which woke up my mom, anyways, I get up this morning and there’s this huge-ass spider chillin on my guitar, which totally fucking sketched me out for, like, a half an hour. I guess it wasn’t a dream.

ARRGGHHH….. Okay, so I was trying to beat super paper mario 100%, you know, by collecting all of the cards and recipes, and I’m in the part in space when you have to get the chocolate for the dumb little alien, when I found myself with a load of new ingredients, and, like a fool, I used the return pipe to go back to flipside to cook up my new recipes, when I tried to return, it made me do the whole part before that without an alien-gun to help fight off the bad-guys. I’m sure I could do it if I wanted to, but I don’t have the patience….

I have been soooo busy… kind of. I’ve been hanging out with my new girlfriend, she’s a total babe and a bit insane, and I’ve had too much freaking homework to do much that is ‘internet centered’. I will try to post slightly more regularly between chill sessions, so, um… bye?

My TV got reclaimed by it’s rightful owner. Now there’s just an empty space with a snes and a wii sitting next to it… It’s kind of depressing…

If you put all of the letters with stars beneath them together, you get “U R MR GAY” I found this coincidence highly amusing.

I was browsing YouTube, and I found this
video. While watching it, I thought to myself; ‘must be a mario galaxy demo,’ a little while later, I thought ‘Metroid 3 couldnt have been out when this video was made,’ and ‘WTF? As far as I know, there aren’t any flight simulators for the wii yet,’. Must be a newfangled japanese time-machine goin on.

Now, if you are like me, you think that ‘The Best Page In The Universe‘ is exactly that. After surfing this wonderful page for about half an hour (half an hour of pure amusement), I stumbled upon ‘The Best Comic In The Universe‘ and immediatly started ‘Homer gurgling‘. Now this Homer gurgle was no ordinary Homer gurgle, in fact, to this very moment I am still Homer gurgling (it’s kind of difficult to hear myself think). Anyways, I must resume contemplating the best procedure to get one of my parents to use their money card to purchase this holiest of the holy scriptures.

After playing snes for at least a half an hour, I realized that my snes:wii play ratio is at least 4:1. Looking back, I now wonder why I bothered to post about this.

Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical
structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self
rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.