Archive for Video Games

Paper Mario Difficulties

ARRGGHHH….. Okay, so I was trying to beat super paper mario 100%, you know, by collecting all of the cards and recipes, and I’m in the part in space when you have to get the chocolate for the dumb little alien, when I found myself with a load of new ingredients, and, like a fool, I used the return pipe to go back to flipside to cook up my new recipes, when I tried to return, it made me do the whole part before that without an alien-gun to help fight off the bad-guys. I’m sure I could do it if I wanted to, but I don’t have the patience….

Bored…………..

My TV got reclaimed by it’s rightful owner. Now there’s just an empty space with a snes and a wii sitting next to it… It’s kind of depressing…

Mario’s Sexual Preference Questioned?

If you put all of the letters with stars beneath them together, you get “U R MR GAY” I found this coincidence highly amusing.

Cool Vid.

I was browsing YouTube, and I found this
video. While watching it, I thought to myself; ‘must be a mario galaxy demo,’ a little while later, I thought ‘Metroid 3 couldnt have been out when this video was made,’ and ‘WTF? As far as I know, there aren’t any flight simulators for the wii yet,’. Must be a newfangled japanese time-machine goin on.

Hmm…

After playing snes for at least a half an hour, I realized that my snes:wii play ratio is at least 4:1. Looking back, I now wonder why I bothered to post about this.

Family Resemblance

I was playing SMB3 and after decimating Wendy O. Koopa(Boss of the third world, and the only female koopaling) I returned the magic wand to the king of the third world, and realised that he looks a lot like Mario, Luigi, Wario and Waluigi (who, to the best of my knowledge, are all brothers).
I thought to myself; count this be the lost quintuplet?
(By the way, if anyone knows how Wario and Waluigi are related to the Mario bros., please comment.)

Bring Back The Boot!!!

Again with the SMB3 noticings, but I had to post about it. Kuribo’s(Goomba’s) Shoe!!! Who hasn’t played level 5-3 and thought ‘a big, green, wind-up boot? Awesome!’ Personally I beleive it to be THE BEST POWER-UP EVER! And the thing that bewilders me the most about it is that they only used the shoe in one level in one game out of Mario’s whole career.
once again, Bring Back The Boot!!!

Uncensored birth? Holy Shit!

I was playing Super Mario Bros. 3 just now when i realised that it showed blatant scenes of uncensored birth. WTF?-you might ask yourself, what is this nutter talking about?
This is what im talking about.
I know you’ve all seen it and merely thought; big goomba dropping little goombas,whatever. But if it was dropping them it would have to have held them on its ascent, no arms to be found! The only other place for baby goombas to be stored is in the UTERUS….
Gnarly.

“Spoilers” For Mario Galaxy

Apparently in the most recent ‘Nintendo Power’ magazine spoilers were reveiled; the fireflower reappears for the first time since 3d mario (the new super mario bros doesnt count!).
Anyone wondering about Rosetta?
This breif paragraph seemingly(?) explains it all:
Princess Peach is kidnapped, typically, and despite his best efforts to save the day, Mario ends up unconscious and wakes to find himself on a mysterious meteor in space, which is where he meets Rosetta, the princess-looking lass who asks him for help. And so begins his huge adventure which, according to the latest issue of Nintendo Power magazine, will take him through 40 galaxies (levels) set in six main zones. Concerns over the games size are now officially abolished.

Wii Surpasses 360 In Worldwide Sales

Apparently the statistics people have just crunched the numbers, and the results are staggering:
Wii: 10.57M units sold
Xbox360:10.51M units sold
PS3:4.32M units sold
nintendo rocks

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