Archive for literature

Must. Have. Comic.

Now, if you are like me, you think that ‘The Best Page In The Universe‘ is exactly that. After surfing this wonderful page for about half an hour (half an hour of pure amusement), I stumbled upon ‘The Best Comic In The Universe‘ and immediatly started ‘Homer gurgling‘. Now this Homer gurgle was no ordinary Homer gurgle, in fact, to this very moment I am still Homer gurgling (it’s kind of difficult to hear myself think). Anyways, I must resume contemplating the best procedure to get one of my parents to use their money card to purchase this holiest of the holy scriptures.

Jack and Jill (Science-y)

Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical
structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self
rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.